Lance: quit punking my heros

Lance was, without a doubt, a phenomenal athlete, but I like him less by the day. He, and his team of thugs (from his sugar daddy Thom Weisel on down) are continuing to piss me off by stomping on some of my true cycling heroes. Greg LeMond says that Lance threatened his business, his life, even his wife! And now it turns out that Lance has been punking my Michigan homeboy Frankie Andreu and his wife. Lance... fess up... we know you want to be the governor of Texas some day, but don't worry, we've already proven, here in California, that an arrogant performance-enhancing-doper can win an election.